I, Sir (Lady), am no lady!

Nor am I ordained. But (thanks to St. Casserole) I discovered that maybe I don’t fully know me.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Reverend Lady Bag Lady the Antique of Menzies on the Minges Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Whoops! Just realized I am at least a Bag “Lady”—so I guess Lady Fortune the Absurd of Greater Internetshire knew more than I did… and I’m kinda approaching “antique” here. When I tried the long form of my name, I became:

Her Grace Lady Bag Ladee the Dissolute of Waldenshire under Throcket Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Dissolute, yes. “Grace?” Okay, I can lay claim to quick reflexes. So of course I had to “do” my cat:

Baroness Maggie the Defenestrated of Frome Valley Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

I think she outranks me—duh!